Definitions by Colin

alpha sigma tau 

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

alpha sigma tau by colin February 26, 2005

Stoffle 

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

Stoffle by Colin February 22, 2005

vr4 

Also known as a pissed off Mercury Tracer, these turbo awd tanks are well known in the columbian underground as drug transport mobiles. Their power helps to ensure smooth getaways from trailing DEA agents, while their quadraphile owners enjoy the plush leather and trojan shift boot equipped interiors.

"Yo homes, what the ezekiel was that saloon?!? I think it was a pissed off Mercury Tracer."

"Damn my ninja, don't you know that was a V R Fo?"

vr4 by colin February 13, 2005

maul 

To make out
old word from m yarents [generation

we had to watch the two lovers maul.

maul by Colin January 30, 2005

Noxious Waste

A bad ass punk band from NE Philadelphia.

Dude did you go to the Noxious Waste show last night? Nah dude, they dont have shows yet. oh yea...

Noxious Waste by Colin January 30, 2005

beleagured 

When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.

Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!

beleagured by colin January 19, 2005

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

toboggan by Colin January 12, 2005