merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

Classic Cut Through

To drive through someones yard, usually not leaving any ruts in the yard, just leaveing matted down grass. Different from a Yard Job because deep ruts are not left in the yard itself.

We gave Sean a Classic Cut Through last night, man is he going to be pissed.

by Colin April 13, 2004

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 11, 2004

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 01, 2004

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 08, 2005

sasuke

for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke ([e-mail])

someone come give me some male black lovin in the butt....i cant wait til i go to jail!

by colin March 17, 2005

scrotumhagen

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen

Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!

by Colin April 12, 2005