Colin's definitions

Weirded Out

Alienated by the one you love and who you thought loved you.
See dumped

You got weirded out SON

by Colin October 19, 2004

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

Dilge

A bridge, usually between two eyebrows forming a unibrow.

Wow, Brian, that is a huge dilge!

by Colin April 5, 2006

yolo

You Only Live Once!

Hey man.....yolo!

by Colin April 6, 2004

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

C. Jay

A mythical warrior known to all the villagers because he runs real fast and saves the day. Friended to Colin, the beast-boy.

C. Jay saved the village people.

by Colin April 18, 2005