Definitions by Col. Dr.

paki 

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

paki by Col. Dr. February 18, 2007

Cunt

Insulting term for a mouth, particularly a man's mouth when accusing him of being homosexual, or exposing him as such.

Shut your cunt, faggot.

Cunt by Col. Dr. January 6, 2007

Shit 

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

Shit by Col. Dr. January 2, 2007

Change 

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

Change by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Vomitous 

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

Vomitous by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Naif 

Innocent. Contraction of "naive waif."

Used to describe n00bs in the NYC art scene.

They pretend Basqiat was naif, but that nigga was down.

Naif by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Presidential Hoopty 

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

Presidential Hoopty by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006