Pube

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Nun

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Phlish

Urban form of flish.

1. The MP3 player you got at your bar mitzvah is flish.

vs.

2. Dat is so phlish.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006