Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. April 26, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Bud

Alternative to calling someone a cunt, a pussy, a cowtard, a corrupt Republican-worshipping numbskull, and other effeminate/cowardly insults in one word.

Watch who you're mouthing off to, bud.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Up

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Pishadu

(PEE-shah-DOO) A toilet. From the Sopranos, perhaps from Italian.

Gigi Cestone died on the pishadu, just like Elvis.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006