Col. Dr.'s definitions

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Lesbot

A lesbian characterised by a very boring lifestyle, usually very straightforward and businesslike. Used almost exclusively by other lesbians as an insult.

Quit being such a lesbot, Julie.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Up

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Change

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006