Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Phenyl-2-Propanol

Phenyl-2-Propanol is a chemical synthesized by reacting benzylmagnesium chloride with acetaldehyde in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether), or by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (or PAL synthesized from styrene and peracetic acid in a nitrogen or argon atmosphere to avoid over oxidation to phenylacetic acid (PAA) ) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether). Phenyl-2-Propanol is also known as P2Pol. Phenyl-2-Propanol can be oxidized to Phenyl-2-Propanone by using PCC, or by using Sodium Hypochlorite (pool shock, NaOCl), and glacial acetic acid. P2Pol can also be oxidized to P2P by using Sodium Chlorite (NaO2Cl), and acetic acid.

Density 0.996
Boiling point 220 ºC
Refractive index 1.5221
Flash point 85 ºC

Colorless liquid.

Tyler: I synthesized P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde and methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether.

by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Methiopropamine

Methiopropamine (MPA) is a stimulant that is 1/4 the strength of Adderall or amphetamine. Methiopropamine is weaker than Ritalin, but stronger than Modafinil. It can be used for ADHD. It has been put in schedule 1 in the United States before being fully studied just like JWH-018, JWH-073, and JWH-200. It doesn't make sense when it's mild and though it gives you energy and confidence, it barely get you high. JWH-xxx are THC weed analogs stronger than weed that has not been studied fully for pain, though it gets you high. CBD and THC is legal in some places though. MDMA, MDA, and, MDEA are entactogen-empathogens that have not been fully studied for PTSD therapy treatment, though it's high strength limits use to once a month until milder things can be synthesized. Methiopropamine is 1/4 the strength of speed.

Tyler: I used to use Methiopropamine and Flodafinil to study until they scheduled Methiopropamine. Oh well, might as well stick to speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine).

by CognitiveFuel August 25, 2023

HBr

HBr is short for Hydrogen Bromide. It's a gas that forms Hydrobromide acid when it comes into contact with the skin or lungs. Hydrobromic acid is an aqueous solution of hydrogen bromide, also called HBr(aq). Salts of Hydrogen Bromide are called Hydrobromide. An example is Arecoline Hydrobromide, or Arecoline HBr.

I bubbled Hydrogen Bromide into freebase arecoline that was dissolved in ethyl chloride. Now I got Arecoline Hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, ArcoFuel).

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023

TP-H

TP-H is ThioPhenyl Hydride or Thiophene. It's commonly used in synthesis of TP-Br (Thiophenyl Bromide), TP-MeCl (Thiophenyl Methyl Chloride), and TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone).

Tony: I synthesized TP-Br by brominating TP-H in Carbon Tetrachloride.

by CognitiveFuel August 10, 2023