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421 stands for Kratom! 4/21 (April 21st) is national Kratom day. The day where you chug Kratom and get sauced/kratered (buzzed off kratom). Kratom gives you energy at lower doses and enhances mood and relaxation (especially at higher doses). Higher doses is also good for pain relief. Kratom can be taken at any time, but it's cooler to take it at 4:21pm.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2022
Get the 421 mug.Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
Get the Crack mug.MPA (Methiopropamine, MethioPropAmine), is a stimulant with a thiophene ring instead of a phenyl ring. MPA is short for Methiopropamine. This stimulant is the thiophene analog of methamphetamine. MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. So amphetamine is 4 times stronger than MPA while methamphetamine is 6 times stronger than MPA (Methiopropamine). MPA is sometimes called Speed Jr, Amp Jr, or Amphetamine jr.
WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.
Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours
WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.
Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours
Logan: I took 40mg of MPA (Methiopropamine). I cleaned my room and did my homework. I then went to the lab. I took 200mg of Modafinil the next day.
by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022
Get the MPA mug.An 2-methyl-2-butyl alcoholic drink where you get a glass cup and add: 2ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol, 10ml of New Amsterdam vodka (which equals 4ml ethanol since it's 40% alcohol), and 12 oz (354.882 ml, 355 ml) Sprite. Use a 10ml glass graduated cylinder for the ethanol and 2-methyl-2-butanol and a 100ml graduated cylinder or oz measuring cups for the Sprite and only add Liquid Courage to glass containers or special plastic.
Each serving of liquid courage contains 2ml 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2M2BOH, 2M2B-OH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol).
2ml to 4ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol is as strong as a shot of vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer, or wine. That makes 2-methyl-2-butanol 20 times stronger than regular alcohol (ethanol, ethyl alcohol).
Liquid Courage is called Liquid Courage because the 2-methyl-2-butanol based beverage gives you Courage and Bravery to socialize with woman and in general.
Each serving of liquid courage contains 2ml 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2M2BOH, 2M2B-OH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol).
2ml to 4ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol is as strong as a shot of vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer, or wine. That makes 2-methyl-2-butanol 20 times stronger than regular alcohol (ethanol, ethyl alcohol).
Liquid Courage is called Liquid Courage because the 2-methyl-2-butanol based beverage gives you Courage and Bravery to socialize with woman and in general.
Daniel: I had 6 Liquid Courages! This is great!
Stephanie (sexy woman): I had 6 Liquid Courages too! Liquid Courage is awesome!
*Daniel and Stephanie then have sex.
Stephanie (sexy woman): I had 6 Liquid Courages too! Liquid Courage is awesome!
*Daniel and Stephanie then have sex.
by CognitiveFuel December 14, 2022
Get the Liquid Courage mug.MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors.
MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors (MAO Inhibitors. MAOIs) are drugs that inhibit the enzyme monoamine oxidase. There are two enzymes that break down dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine: Catecholamine-O-Methyl-Transferase (COMT), and MonoAmineOxidase (MAO).
MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors are effective antidepressants that make you happy. They help prevent the breakdown of Dopamine, Norepinephrine, and Epinephrine (adrenaline). Dopamine and endorphins are what make you feel happy while the dopamine combined with norepinephrine are what motivates you to do things. MAOIs include but are not limited to: Selegiline, Parnate, Deprenyl (racemic, D-Deprenyl + L Deprenyl), nordeprenyl (racemic), Ethylnordeprenyl (racemic), D-Deprenyl, Parnate, Phenelzine, and Pheniprazine.
MAOIs can be combined with: Modafinil, low dose Adderall, low dose Ritalin, Kratom, 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin) Memantine and low dose Adderall, Afobazole, Opicapone, Diphenylprolinol, and Modafinil and Kratom, Methiopropamine, Prolintane, and more.
MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors (MAO Inhibitors. MAOIs) are drugs that inhibit the enzyme monoamine oxidase. There are two enzymes that break down dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine: Catecholamine-O-Methyl-Transferase (COMT), and MonoAmineOxidase (MAO).
MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors are effective antidepressants that make you happy. They help prevent the breakdown of Dopamine, Norepinephrine, and Epinephrine (adrenaline). Dopamine and endorphins are what make you feel happy while the dopamine combined with norepinephrine are what motivates you to do things. MAOIs include but are not limited to: Selegiline, Parnate, Deprenyl (racemic, D-Deprenyl + L Deprenyl), nordeprenyl (racemic), Ethylnordeprenyl (racemic), D-Deprenyl, Parnate, Phenelzine, and Pheniprazine.
MAOIs can be combined with: Modafinil, low dose Adderall, low dose Ritalin, Kratom, 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin) Memantine and low dose Adderall, Afobazole, Opicapone, Diphenylprolinol, and Modafinil and Kratom, Methiopropamine, Prolintane, and more.
I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was happy.
The next day, I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 50mg Opicapone, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was superhappy. These MAO Inhibitors are great.
The next day, I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 50mg Opicapone, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was superhappy. These MAO Inhibitors are great.
by CognitiveFuel December 14, 2022
Get the MAO Inhibitors mug.Liquid E (Liquid Ecstasy) is Sodium GHB (Na-GHB) or Potassium GHB (K-GHB) or sometimes GBL. It is NOT the same as ecstasy, which is MDMA, MDEA, or Blue Molly.
GHB dose:
Threshold
0.5 g
Light
0.5 - 1 g
Common
1 - 2.5 g
Strong
2.5 - 4 g
Heavy
4 g +
Warning: Risk of death above 10 g
GHB dose:
Threshold
0.5 g
Light
0.5 - 1 g
Common
1 - 2.5 g
Strong
2.5 - 4 g
Heavy
4 g +
Warning: Risk of death above 10 g
Daniel: I took 3 ml of GHB.
Kimberly: I took 3 ml of GHB too.
*Later they danced to music.
Kimberly: This Liquid E is awesome!
Daniel: Yes! Cool Liquid E!
Kimberly: I took 3 ml of GHB too.
*Later they danced to music.
Kimberly: This Liquid E is awesome!
Daniel: Yes! Cool Liquid E!
by CognitiveFuel December 12, 2022
Get the Liquid E mug.The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.
Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022
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