Chuck D. Bones's definitions

poinky

Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.

by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009

Bog Jew

A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.

Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.

by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009

sport-fucker

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.

"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"

by Chuck D. Bones March 6, 2008

tequilo

Similar to a wino, a tequilo is a a person who drinks tequila to excess at the expense of all that is dear to him/her. Tequilos are usually homeless, penniless and foul-smelling, however some inhabit hotel bars. Tequilos are a cut above winos because they at least have the discretion to drink tequila instead of Thunderbird, even if it's cheap tequila.

Man: "Bro, gimme a dollar so I can get another bottle of Cuervo Gold."
Other Man: "Shit, Dude, you are some kind of tequilo."

by Chuck D. Bones January 7, 2014

Joy Button

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones November 30, 2010

Joy Buzzer

Noun - A small vibrator designed to stimulate a woman's clitoris or "Joy Button".

Diane twitched uncontrollably when I placed the Joy Buzzer on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones September 19, 2009

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013