Margarita

Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.

Diane was so horny after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

poinky

Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.

by Chuck D. Bones September 12, 2009

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Joy Button

The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.

by Chuck D. Bones November 28, 2010

sport-fucker

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.

"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"

by Chuck D. Bones March 06, 2008

tingly

To get one's naughty bits all excited: Bumpy nipples, twitchy pussy or hard-on.

Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.

by Chuck D. Bones November 28, 2010

Bog Jew

A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.

Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.

by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009