tequilo

Similar to a wino, a tequilo is a a person who drinks tequila to excess at the expense of all that is dear to him/her. Tequilos are usually homeless, penniless and foul-smelling, however some inhabit hotel bars. Tequilos are a cut above winos because they at least have the discretion to drink tequila instead of Thunderbird, even if it's cheap tequila.

Man: "Bro, gimme a dollar so I can get another bottle of Cuervo Gold."
Other Man: "Shit, Dude, you are some kind of tequilo."

tequilo by Chuck D. Bones January 7, 2014

YÉYO TEQUILA 

An Ultra-Premium Tequila, with a unique modern style and smooth exceptional taste. TEQUILA AS INTENDED.

YÉYO TEQUILA is "TEQUILA AS INTENDED."

YÉYO TEQUILA by 1414 December 13, 2010

Tequila Squeala 

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!

Tequila Squeala by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

tequilayed 

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

tequilayed by jpg3 November 18, 2011

Tequila dipper 

When the guy dips his junk into a glass of Tequila and she then sucks it off.

Dude, she got waisted from my tequila dippers.

Tequila dipper by Tenday May 23, 2020

tequila 

A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."

tequila by Highlander_77 October 18, 2003

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

Tequila Monster by LukeLombard December 19, 2008