Chris's definitions
The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)
by Chris December 28, 2003
Get the titty twistermug. "look at that douche, he cheats on her"
by Chris March 27, 2005
Get the douchemug. "cuz I aint takin no shit on my cuts"
"see you dont understand it's our mothafuckin cut..."
"rollin on the cuts in his white cadillac"
"see you dont understand it's our mothafuckin cut..."
"rollin on the cuts in his white cadillac"
by Chris December 1, 2003
Get the cutmug. Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)
by Chris May 28, 2003
Get the C.R.E.A.M.mug. by Chris August 29, 2003
Get the casedmug. an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax
by Chris February 14, 2005
Get the wakerbatemug. 1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
by Chris January 7, 2006
Get the Texasmug.