Chris's definitions

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

mazzy

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed

O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss

by Chris March 12, 2005

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

hunion

A force (usually manly) exerted on or generated by an object, causing it to be awesome.

Give that some hunion.

That corvette's got some hunion.

by Chris November 6, 2004

five bagger

Five strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

I just got a five bagger!

by Chris March 26, 2003