Definitions by Chingo Bolamongo

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

executive decision by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

black magic

Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.

"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."

black magic by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

99c Store 

SEE: 99 cent store.

LEE: "I buyz alda my bling at the 99c STORE."
DEE: "You are madwhack; and your bling is blang!"

99c Store by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Are you gay? 

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

Are you gay? by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

madwhack 

Depending on context this can mean either something, or someone who is:

1) Way far out there; extremely fucked up; an idiot OR,
2) beyond greatness; supercool; the bomb; very sexy.

EXAMPLE 1
"Here comes that dumbass, Dice'n Tyson. Man, he is MADWHACK off the track!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yo, dawg, check it out. This station's playin' some MADWHACK remix beats tonight.

madwhack by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

discreet 

this street; the road I travel.

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"

discreet by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Santa Claus 

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

Santa Claus by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006