Chingo Bolamongo's definitions

sum 40z

An adequate supply of 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor or beer with which to enjoy the evening.

"Why'ont ya go in with me on an ounce and SUM 40z and we'll go out cruisin' to see what kind of booty we can capture in this pirate ship. You already got gas?

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

discreet

this street; the road I travel.

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Got gas?

Knocking "Got Milk?" off its throne, ...
This is now a more common sarcastic or rhetorical question in the age of high oil prices.

The Gas Comparator Widget for Macs is very popular as consumers shop for lower fuel prices in their area.

TEEN1: "Hey, let's go cruisin' and maybe stop at Sonic Drive-In."
TEENS 2,3&4: "GOT GAS?!"
TEEN1: "Yashure, just filled up with dad's card."
TEENS 2,3&4: "Cool. Coz we barely got enough for fries."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

go in with me

An offer from one to another -- usually to a tight bud
or homey -- to COMBINE FINANCIAL RESOURCES to buy
a larger quantity of blah blah so as to reap the benefit
of volume pricing; saving much money or re-uppin' bigger.

LEO: "I been broke as a joke, man, after rent and all.
And, gas a-leanin' on me!
STAN: "I feeyabro. Why'on't you GO IN WITH ME on a QP
and sum 40z and we'll forget this shit for tonight.
LEO: "Thrizzle in a coupla hoes ...
and I'm dizzle widat, maNizzle."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

whirled peas

SEE: SWIRLED PEAS
A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...
as I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... WHIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whispered:) I see dead people."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006