Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006

executive decision

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.

"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 09, 2006

sex

For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.

"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006

sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006

black magic

Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.

"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 09, 2006

Got gas?

Knocking "Got Milk?" off its throne, ...
This is now a more common sarcastic or rhetorical question in the age of high oil prices.

The Gas Comparator Widget for Macs is very popular as consumers shop for lower fuel prices in their area.

TEEN1: "Hey, let's go cruisin' and maybe stop at Sonic Drive-In."
TEENS 2,3&4: "GOT GAS?!"
TEEN1: "Yashure, just filled up with dad's card."
TEENS 2,3&4: "Cool. Coz we barely got enough for fries."

by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006

I feeyabro

I feel you, brother.
Similar to: "I hear ya", "I heard dat", or
"I smell what you're cookin'"

LEO: "Man, I been broke as a joke after rent and all.
And gas a-leanin' on me, yo!"
STAN: "I FEEYABRO"

by Chingo Bolamongo October 13, 2006