Chief of the Okhrana's definitions
A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"
This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...
by Chief of the Okhrana November 25, 2015

"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"
by Chief of the Okhrana October 9, 2019

1.) (noun) A person's anus. (See also: asshole, dirt star, butthole)
2.) (noun) A port-a-potty/outhouse/latrine or other sort of container or open hole with no plumbing that people piss into and blast the dookie butter into.
3.) (noun) A person who is an asshole or an idiot.
4.) (noun) An actual bucket full of the chocolate based food we call fudge.
2.) (noun) A port-a-potty/outhouse/latrine or other sort of container or open hole with no plumbing that people piss into and blast the dookie butter into.
3.) (noun) A person who is an asshole or an idiot.
4.) (noun) An actual bucket full of the chocolate based food we call fudge.
1.) BILL: Kaylee, why are you walking like that? You look funny.
KAYLEE: Tom stuck his dick in my fudge bucket last night, and now my ass hurts.
2.) SAM: Ted, where are you going? I wasn't done talking to you!
TED: Hold that thought! Nature calls! I gotta sit on the fudge bucket
3.) WINTER: ... And Lester Oaks!
LESTER: Ho-Ho-Hold the fig neutrons there, fudge bucket! The name is Lester Oaks - CONSTRUCTION WORKER!
4.) KAYLEE: Grandma ran out of candy tins, so she put all of our fudge in this bucket.
SALLY: Great... she sent her granddaughters a literal fudge bucket
KAYLEE: Tom stuck his dick in my fudge bucket last night, and now my ass hurts.
2.) SAM: Ted, where are you going? I wasn't done talking to you!
TED: Hold that thought! Nature calls! I gotta sit on the fudge bucket
3.) WINTER: ... And Lester Oaks!
LESTER: Ho-Ho-Hold the fig neutrons there, fudge bucket! The name is Lester Oaks - CONSTRUCTION WORKER!
4.) KAYLEE: Grandma ran out of candy tins, so she put all of our fudge in this bucket.
SALLY: Great... she sent her granddaughters a literal fudge bucket
by Chief of the Okhrana July 13, 2016

1.) A person who is cruel and inconsiderate to their loved ones, especially their lovers/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiancés/husbands/wives.
2.) A song by the band Foreigner, from their 1977 debut self titled album.
2.) A song by the band Foreigner, from their 1977 debut self titled album.
1.) My ex-girlfriend is as Cold as Ice. I would advise you to NOT date her, dawg!
2.) "You're as Cold as Ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
You're as Cold as Ice,
But someday you'll pay the price I know.
I've seen it before, it happens all the time.
Closing the door, you leave the world behind.
You're digging for gold,
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings,
But someday you'll pay
2.) "You're as Cold as Ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
You're as Cold as Ice,
But someday you'll pay the price I know.
I've seen it before, it happens all the time.
Closing the door, you leave the world behind.
You're digging for gold,
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings,
But someday you'll pay
by Chief of the Okhrana November 24, 2015

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)
2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!
2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.
"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."
"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"
"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"
by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

"Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise." - Captain James T. Kirk, commanding officer, USS Enterprise NCC-1701
by Chief of the Okhrana November 24, 2015
