Leash

Anything that restricts movement; used as a euphemism for pager or cell phone, when the main reason you have the thing in the first place is your work or your parental unit.

Loser #1: Dam, is that my leash or yours?

Loser #2: Yours I think - my boss is on vacation so he won't be calling me!

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

POATEW

Angry; Irate; woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

From the acronym Pissed Off At The Entire World. Pronounced poe-AH-too.

After Darrell got a second speeding ticket in the same day, he was POATEW for the rest of the week.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 16, 2005

scenario

1) A particular situation; the ways things stack up.

2) A plan of action.

The scenario for today, my little kindergartners, is to first visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium where we will see fishes and whales and sea otters, and then to go have a picnic lunch on the beach.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

quirk of fate

Something that happens to you that you didn't expect - but mostly good things. Being quirky isn't bad, it's just DIFFERENT. A quirk of fate is usually just a different scenario from what you were looking forward to.

Due to a QUIRK OF FATE, I found myself wine tasting with the captain of the fishing boat I was supposed to be sailing on.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

ignoramous

A really ignorant person. Someone who doesn't know how the world works, and doesn't CARE to know.

Boyo, you are such an ignoramous. Can't you learn to shut your mouth while you chew your food?

by Cherry Nelsonic May 24, 2005

thusly

A word used along with a gesture to show how something is done.

My dad Ray used to use this word the whole time we were growing up to show EXACTLY what he meant. (He'd draw pretty good pictures, too.)

If I were to open the refrigerator and stand in front of the open door, THUSLY, I would be air conditioning the entire town of Santa Monica, now wouldn't I? Close the door, FOOL!

by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005

shmoused

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005