Chefspam's definitions

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

by Chefspam March 18, 2017

AGEitis

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

by Chefspam April 13, 2015

transethicals

A specific group of people who have the ability to change their opinion depending on who is present.

I thought Jim believed in climate change, but it turns out he's just another one of those TRANSETHICALS. He conforms to the people around him.

by Chefspam May 24, 2016

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017

Inadvertent ingenuity

Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.

John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014