transethicals

A specific group of people who have the ability to change their opinion depending on who is present.
I thought Jim believed in climate change, but it turns out he's just another one of those TRANSETHICALS. He conforms to the people around him.
by Chefspam April 29, 2016
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Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.
Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.
by Chefspam March 19, 2017
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Murphy in Retrograde

A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.
After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.
by Chefspam March 20, 2015
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me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.
by Chefspam April 30, 2018
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ethicrite

A person who does not practice what they preach.
He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.
by Chefspam November 08, 2017
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Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.
The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.
by Chefspam October 05, 2014
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Lawnboni

A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.
It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.
by Chefspam November 05, 2013
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