Truff

The large ball of chocolate that you get in your bag, when your truffles melt together.

By the time I got home, the truffles had become one giant Truff.

by Chefspam September 21, 2014

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AGEitis

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

by Chefspam April 14, 2015

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A person who does not practice what they preach.

He tried to prosecute a man for infidelity, while sleeping with his secretary. The perfect ethicrite.

by Chefspam November 08, 2017

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Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 05, 2014

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A mechanical landscaping device that cuts patterns in the grass on a baseball field.

It takes years of experience before you earn the chance to drive the Lawnboni at the World Series.

by Chefspam November 05, 2013

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Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam April 30, 2018

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What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.

Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.

by Chefspam March 19, 2017

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