Definitions by Chefspam

Areola 51 

The sensual place your mind goes when cleavage is visible, and you hope/wonder what that next half inch would expose.

When the waitress delivered our food, she bent over and I went right to Areola 51.

Areola 51 by Chefspam May 31, 2015

AGEitis 

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

AGEitis by Chefspam April 13, 2015

Murphy in Retrograde 

A special time in the universe when, everything that can, will go Right.

After I found my lost class ring, and the Prize Patrol knocked on my door, I knew that was, Murphy in Retrograde.

Murphy in Retrograde by Chefspam March 20, 2015

Belligerante 

A loud, obnoxious, opinionated individual who tries to dominate all conversations.

It's hard to get in a word, when talking to a Belligerante.

Belligerante by Chefspam December 16, 2014

Kindle Up 

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

Kindle Up by Chefspam October 8, 2014

Truff 

The large ball of chocolate that you get in your bag, when your truffles melt together.

By the time I got home, the truffles had become one giant Truff.

Truff by Chefspam September 20, 2014

cybromance 

An affection for electronic devices that borders on the unhealthy.

Using an electronic device to replace human contact.

Mary's case of cybromance was so severe, she couldn't sleep without her cellphone's alarm going off, every hour

cybromance by Chefspam January 2, 2014