Charlie's definitions

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nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 6, 2003

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

phlezk

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

by Charlie November 22, 2004

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

SPDR

Suck Penis and Die Retard

SPDR you worthless homo!

by Charlie September 5, 2003

Joo

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

by Charlie March 12, 2005

voglio una polpetta

voglio una polpetta!!!!!(i want a meatball at least i think i spelled it right)

voglio una polpetta!!!!! said he in science class for no apparent reason.

by charlie June 2, 2004