- Adjective
Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Two years on from accepting Michael as his patient and Jason was still no closer to establishing whether his patient's scativorous tendencies stemmed from a genuine preference for eating excrement, or a deep-seated desire simply to revolt others as much as possible. Jason was beginning to suspect that they stemmed from some combination of both
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
by Charlemagne1993 July 03, 2020
Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 14, 2017
- Adjective
Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
Having the urge or need to urinate.
Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.
{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient
2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
by Charlemagne1993 March 19, 2016
Davo, mate!, we're holding a little shivoo Sunday arvo, wanna see you take Dazza on with the tequila shots!
by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
The land whence poms (Brits, usually the English) hail; the United Kingdom, or England.
Usually used in the context of Aussies (or occasionally Kiwis or Saffas) expressing national pride, such as in sporting events between Australia and the UK/England, the term is also used when good-naturedly ribbing English people in these peoples' countries.
Usually used in the context of Aussies (or occasionally Kiwis or Saffas) expressing national pride, such as in sporting events between Australia and the UK/England, the term is also used when good-naturedly ribbing English people in these peoples' countries.
Pom: <Optimistically> "You know, England might just win the Ashes this year..."
Aussie: "Hahaha, yeah, good one mate, we're sending your boys packing back to Pommyland just like we always do"
Pom: *Sniff*
Pom: "I mean it, why aren't there more clouds in your sky! It's unnatural and my pasty skin can't handle your fucking sun!"
Aussie: "Or perhaps you should just fuck off back to cold old Pommyland you whinging pommy bastard"
<Pair share jovial grin and heartily clink pint glasses>
Aussie: "Hahaha, yeah, good one mate, we're sending your boys packing back to Pommyland just like we always do"
Pom: *Sniff*
Pom: "I mean it, why aren't there more clouds in your sky! It's unnatural and my pasty skin can't handle your fucking sun!"
Aussie: "Or perhaps you should just fuck off back to cold old Pommyland you whinging pommy bastard"
<Pair share jovial grin and heartily clink pint glasses>
by Charlemagne1993 September 27, 2016
The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
by Charlemagne1993 August 02, 2016