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1. Variant of spiffy; "well dressed", "excellent".
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
Paul Weller as the world's best dressed rockstar, for all of my money. The man's spiffo AF.
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
Get the Spiffo mug.Our mother in her old age would often bombinate contentedly to herself as she pottered about her cottage
Michael quickly alienated himself from the other kids at his new school with his distinctive but disquieting tendency to bombinate aggressively in strangers' ears
Michael quickly alienated himself from the other kids at his new school with his distinctive but disquieting tendency to bombinate aggressively in strangers' ears
by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017
Get the Bombinate mug.- Noun (pl. Perthians) (Less commonly, Perthite)
A native or inhabitant of Perth, Western Australia.
Inaccurately perceived by foreigners as being a progressive and trendy individual (their city, incidentally, consistently ranks amongst the world's most livable), The Perthian is (more correctly) stereotyped by other Australians as unsophisticated and bogan, to a level almost on par with that of the average Queenslander.
- Adjective
Of, or relating to Perth (Western Australia).
A native or inhabitant of Perth, Western Australia.
Inaccurately perceived by foreigners as being a progressive and trendy individual (their city, incidentally, consistently ranks amongst the world's most livable), The Perthian is (more correctly) stereotyped by other Australians as unsophisticated and bogan, to a level almost on par with that of the average Queenslander.
- Adjective
Of, or relating to Perth (Western Australia).
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Perthian: "I may not be able to read and write, but I'm a Perthian, and proud of it!"
Non-Perthian Australian: "... But being a Perthian's not something to be proud of..."
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "... And what happened to your cultural cringe, are you guys even Australian or what?"
<Non-Perthians share an uneasy look>
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Non-Perthian Australian 1: "Mate, get a load of all the ugg boots, flannel shirts and young teenage mums pushing prams"
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "Indeed, one could say the atmosphere here is very… Perthian…"
<Both snigger>
Perthian: "I may not be able to read and write, but I'm a Perthian, and proud of it!"
Non-Perthian Australian: "... But being a Perthian's not something to be proud of..."
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "... And what happened to your cultural cringe, are you guys even Australian or what?"
<Non-Perthians share an uneasy look>
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Non-Perthian Australian 1: "Mate, get a load of all the ugg boots, flannel shirts and young teenage mums pushing prams"
Non-Perthian Australian 2: "Indeed, one could say the atmosphere here is very… Perthian…"
<Both snigger>
by Charlemagne1993 April 26, 2014
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A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it
2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it
2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019
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The eating of unusual foods, or substances commonly regarded as inedible or innutritious.
{ "Allotrio-" (Gk. "allotrio(s)" Belonging to another) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
The eating of unusual foods, or substances commonly regarded as inedible or innutritious.
{ "Allotrio-" (Gk. "allotrio(s)" Belonging to another) + "-phagy" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
RIP Michel Lotito- Forever to be remembered as "that French guy who ate metal things", and "that bloke who popularised allotriophagy".
Emerson had an inexplicable allotriophagous craving for rotten insect larvae.
Emerson had an inexplicable allotriophagous craving for rotten insect larvae.
by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016
Get the Allotriophagy mug.Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
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Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
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Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
Get the Teratopeirates mug.A term used by residents of Perth, Western Australia to describe the phenomenon, often experienced by Perthians abroad, of Perthians not only managing (however improbably) to come across fellow Perthians overseas, but also of them always finding that these co-urbanites are either a) their relatives, b) their acquaintances, or (at the very least) c) people with whom they share multiple mutual friends on Facebook. This oft-described experience abroad (of "being/getting Perth'd") is the result of Perth being an oversized village, of everyone there having a desire and tendency to piss off abroad whenever they get the chance, and of the two degrees of separation that somehow exists for the city's residents.
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<On a remote island in the Tierra del Fuego archipelago>
G’day! First person I’ve seen in a week!
Mate I know you, it’s me, your cousin Davo!
Strike a light, so it is! No getting away from some people ay, Perth'd again!
Still up for beers this Sunday arvo yeah?
Yeah mate
See ya then
2.
Yet another fellow Aussie here in the Siberian wilderness! I'm from Perth mate, yourself?
Same same actually
Ah yeah? Was there only a few days ago actually, partying it up on Scabs beach with some sheila called Emily
Emily's my sister, guess that'd make you that William I've heard so much about?
Perth'd mate, you got it in one
Fucking Perth
<On a remote island in the Tierra del Fuego archipelago>
G’day! First person I’ve seen in a week!
Mate I know you, it’s me, your cousin Davo!
Strike a light, so it is! No getting away from some people ay, Perth'd again!
Still up for beers this Sunday arvo yeah?
Yeah mate
See ya then
2.
Yet another fellow Aussie here in the Siberian wilderness! I'm from Perth mate, yourself?
Same same actually
Ah yeah? Was there only a few days ago actually, partying it up on Scabs beach with some sheila called Emily
Emily's my sister, guess that'd make you that William I've heard so much about?
Perth'd mate, you got it in one
Fucking Perth
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
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