slobbering Jabba tongue

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.
by Chad Valiant February 03, 2004
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deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.
Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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Estefaning

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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frodo

When a person proceeds to mooze all over the afro haircut of a complete stranger. See also extreme frodoing.
Guy 1: Sorry buddy, I seem to have moozed out my window and onto your gravity defying hair.
Guy 2: I guess I'm frodo'd then.
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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moozing

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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