Definitions by Chad Valiant

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.

1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

slobbering Jabba tongue by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004

Fairfield 

1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".

2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.

3) Where bananas are from.

4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.

"If only I lived in Fairfield, its my dream town..."

Fairfield by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004

mooze 

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

mooze by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

deceptikornz 

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

deceptikornz by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

frodo 

When a person proceeds to mooze all over the afro haircut of a complete stranger. See also extreme frodoing.

Guy 1: Sorry buddy, I seem to have moozed out my window and onto your gravity defying hair.
Guy 2: I guess I'm frodo'd then.

frodo by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

extreme frodoing 

The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.

Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).

extreme frodoing by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

moozing 

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

moozing by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004