Definitions by Chad Valiant

Fairfield 

1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".

2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.

3) Where bananas are from.

4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.

"If only I lived in Fairfield, its my dream town..."

Fairfield by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.

1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

slobbering Jabba tongue by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004

mooze 

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

mooze by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

deceptikornz 

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

deceptikornz by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Estefaning 

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning

Estefaning by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

moozing 

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

moozing by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

Doing The Gloria by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004