T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
by Cass February 13, 2005
A derogatory term for a pizza
"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"
"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."
"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."
by cass February 03, 2005
by Cass April 13, 2005
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by cass February 22, 2004
A woman who is not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. Known for her vivacious nature and bubbling personality this one blooms under the knowledge that you treasure her while possessing an iron fist that holds no remorse in the felling of those who even think about bringing harm to one she loves.
by Cass February 13, 2005