Cass's definitions

meatstick

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

by Cass April 13, 2005

jakeness

T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!

Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness

by Cass February 13, 2005