Definitions by Carl Davidson

Scootski 

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.

Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski

Scootski by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021

Clintonize 

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

Clintonize by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

Tech Totalitarianism 

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.

In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.

Tech Totalitarianism by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020

Naked Athena 

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her

The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night

Naked Athena by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020

Wokefishing 

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

Wokefishing by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Snowstorm

Snowflake rage: when snowflake anger and angst overflows into a storm of emotions

Josh couldn't take it any longer and blew into a raging snowstorm against the DHS

Snowstorm by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Perkatory 

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

Perkatory by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020