Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Duelling Peacocks

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other

Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...

by Carl Davidson August 21, 2013

Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.

The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 08, 2013

Fosdick

Mildly derogatory reference to famous and hapless cartoon character 'Fearless Fosdick' by Li'l Abner, first appearing in 1942.

Look at Fosdick over there sniffing it out - what a buffoon!

by Carl Davidson June 12, 2013

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 07, 2013

Vomitathon

A marathon of vomit; continuous vomiting in sequence, as in during a smug celebrity singalong fundraiser during the pandemic.

"...the gorgeous Wonderwoman actor probably wouldn’t even have considered that organising that god-awful cover of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ with her A-list friends to give us all a boost – may end up looking like a patronizing celebrity vomitathon." - Simon Rite - op-ed article on rt.com about those having a good pandemic (Gal Gadot)

by Carl Davidson May 10, 2020