Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.
The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.
by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019
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Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her
The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night
by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020
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Vomitathon

A marathon of vomit; continuous vomiting in sequence, as in during a smug celebrity singalong fundraiser during the pandemic.
"...the gorgeous Wonderwoman actor probably wouldn’t even have considered that organising that god-awful cover of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ with her A-list friends to give us all a boost – may end up looking like a patronizing celebrity vomitathon." - Simon Rite - op-ed article on rt.com about those having a good pandemic (Gal Gadot)
by Carl Davidson May 10, 2020
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Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus
Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus
by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020
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Grab your heels

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".
by Carl Davidson September 08, 2013
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Donoschik

(orig: Russian) A snitch, especially during the pandemic; someone who especially enjoys tattling on friends, neighbours and local businesses who don't obey lockdown and isolation. Comes from the Stalin terror era when everyone feared the local tattletale working for the party. Sim: informant, squeal, sneak, snake, traitor
Hey, watch out for that donoschik in 105, she's a serious snitch and will rat you out in a New York minute if you have a party.
by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020
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eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup
Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...
by Carl Davidson August 11, 2013
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