Carl's definitions

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

upside

Preposition. Depending on context, can mean "in," "directly above," "on," etc.

Leroy, you best stop frontin' 'fo I bust a cap upside yo ass!

We was done shook down for crack, an' they had The Man all upside dis joint!

by Carl October 26, 2003

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 6, 2004

bliss

1) A song written by muse...bloody great song, great band too.

2) Happyness, ecstasy and feeling good..see muse for a song called "feeling good" also.

3) The name for a wallpaper on windows xp. The most interesting image made by microsoft.

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.

by Carl November 24, 2003

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

by Carl August 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003