Carl's definitions

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

fizz that

a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question

hey carl, check her out,, "fizz that"?

by carl May 20, 2003

Giggles The Cat

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

by Carl October 20, 2003

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

Stefness

woe betide the lad that crosses this kitty, because 'claws-out' has never had such a definition

Stefness: coz he's a ..."lazy good for nothing who's never worked a day in his life and sits around smoking and watching television"

by Carl March 10, 2005

badunkadunk

a booty that hangs down and sticks out like nobodys buisness

DAMN that is one fine badunkadunk

by carl July 11, 2006