baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 17, 2002

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 23, 2004

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 08, 2005

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 02, 2003

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

Fitness

To fit into someone or something ("fittin' this")

Are you into fitness?
Yes, I am into fitness.
Well how about fitness into your mouth?

by Carl May 22, 2003

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 21, 2004