Carl's definitions

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

fizz that

a question asked by one person to another, in reference to a third party, inquring if they would like to have sex with the person in question

hey carl, check her out,, "fizz that"?

by carl May 20, 2003

Giggles The Cat

The best player in the world at the video game "StarCraft: Brood War", published by Blizzard North in 1998.

Giggles The Cat am THX.

by Carl October 20, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

FatSauce

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

by Carl August 16, 2003