Carl's definitions

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

FatSauce

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

by Carl August 16, 2003

Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

nailed it

you completed a task successfully or got something right . ie :You nailed it to the cross.

" Oh man I rocked that test... PIMP"
" Ya... me too ... I nailed it!"

by carl June 19, 2006

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

by carl October 3, 2003

badunkadunk

a booty that hangs down and sticks out like nobodys buisness

DAMN that is one fine badunkadunk

by carl July 11, 2006