Carl's definitions

conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003

alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".

"You are such an alpott"

by carl May 25, 2004

twerkle

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

by Carl April 6, 2005

tim mcgraw

Yahweh, Jesus, God, the fuckin man.

Tim McGraw is Yahweh.

by carl January 30, 2005

coochy

what black people call pussy

yo u see shamikas coochy it was huge

by carl March 30, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

weiner gravy

man fluid.

the weiner gravy has dissapeared from the museum.

by carl November 14, 2003