Carl's definitions

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

web site

on-line porn

Hey you must see this website.

by carl July 30, 2003

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 20, 2004

Fam

Fam is short for family..

its like how people say "sup bro?"
-bro being short for brother
-brother meaning family
= Fam

"sup fam?"

"nuttin much holmes.."

by Carl November 22, 2004

donkey club

The act of banging a woman from the rear then hitting her upside the head with something hard, such as a beer bottle, to knock her out. The act of going unconcious will cause her to tense up completley thus maximizing the orgasm for the man.

The bitch was trippin, so I donkey clubbed her ass and took off.

by Carl January 14, 2004