Carl's definitions

Uringer

A uringer is when a girl sticks her hand way up a guy's butt and gives him a handjob from the inside.

Mary made Chris turn around and bend over and quickly proceeded to give him a uringer that he would remember forever.

by carl March 11, 2005

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

credit card hippie

Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.

"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"

by Carl April 4, 2005

horse cock

A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

by carl June 10, 2002

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003

fufu

fancy and high-class. Also, frilly or snobish

Sally lives in a very fufu neighborhood

by Carl February 16, 2003

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005