Definitions by Carl

Lastros

The name for the Houston Astros baseball team when they are having a bad season, especially when they are in last place in theis division.

Man, can you believe the Lastros dropped three in a row to the crappy Brewers!

Lastros by carl October 3, 2003

choda dolphin 

an individual who uses one's tongue to stimulate another's choda, and mimicing
the swimming patterns of a dolphin. (dolpineus comlineus)

Man, did you see that? he had crazy skill on that guys choda; he must have studied at university of choda dolphining.

choda dolphin by carl September 20, 2003

Volkswagen 

the best cars ever made, plus its my house

all hail the bug!!!!!!

Volkswagen by carl September 11, 2003

Buttpump 

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

Buttpump by Carl August 28, 2003

bodonkadonk

A big thick bootyliscious grabtastic
ass, mainly on african american women, although - there are plenty of white skittles that have Badonkadonks.

"Damn T, That hoe got one slamin' badonkadonk" "Thats Right, My Dear Friend, She does, and I've 'hit that shizznit with my dangla many times'

bodonkadonk by Carl August 27, 2003

Dinglefarmer 

A man who raises dingleberrys as a crop. A Dingleberry farmer.

"The goverment pays me monthly so that I can continue being a dinglefarmer, and they can continue the dingleberry trade."

Dinglefarmer by Carl August 27, 2003

daughters 

The single greatest band ever to grace our stinking humankind with their music.

"When Daughters stepped on stage, I knew I was going to die."

daughters by Carl August 27, 2003