Damn! I just accidentally dropped my computer off the truck and smashed it to pieces. Oh well, FISHDO.
by Carey1234 December 13, 2005

"Here's to Cardinal Puff, the third and final drink of the evening"
"Are you a Cardinal?"
"You bet your sweet ass I am!"
"Are you a Cardinal?"
"You bet your sweet ass I am!"
by Carey1234 January 17, 2009

by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.
by Carey1234 October 17, 2011

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.
testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.
testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.
testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.
testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.
testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.
BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.
testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.
testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.
testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.
testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.
testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.
BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.
by Carey1234 March 14, 2009

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".
Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

A dummy, bozo, idiot, etc. Literally, Portuguese for "one who slobbers". Also can be used among close friends as a term of endearment.
by Carey1234 May 28, 2008
