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by carl January 30, 2005
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Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")
Dave, you are a penisaurus.
by Carl April 2, 2005
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baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese
"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
by Carl November 22, 2004
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the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
by carl January 16, 2004
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b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)
Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&
by Carl September 9, 2004
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Vito

Morbidly obese mobster on the Sopranos. Is a closet homosexual as revealed tonight on the Sopranos.
Ah! Vito was blowing some guy!!
by Carl May 2, 2004
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alpott

An idiot beyond comprehension. Comes from the word "Tosspot".
"You are such an alpott"
by carl May 25, 2004
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