CaRL's definitions

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

the up and over

the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.

Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.

by carl January 16, 2004

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

Donut Fuck

A point of bottleneck in Starcraft. A bridge or other narrow passageway.

Place the cannons on that donut fuck.

by Carl November 9, 2003

SQUABBLE.ORG

An apparantly now defunct website.

I saw squabble.org mentioned on urbandictionary.com but I looked at it and there was nothing there.

by Carl April 23, 2004

skizzy

A stupid ass girl with bad teeth, a flat perm, and a crack habit..

"You man, that skizzy is skeezy fo sheezy my neezy"

by Carl August 27, 2003

rodney kinged

to recieve an "ass kickin'" after a police pursuit. either on foot or in a vehicle

"WHEN" we catch that guy, he's gonna get "rodney kinged"!!!

by carl June 29, 2003