CaRL's definitions

Stefness

woe betide the lad that crosses this kitty, because 'claws-out' has never had such a definition

Stefness: coz he's a ..."lazy good for nothing who's never worked a day in his life and sits around smoking and watching television"

by Carl March 10, 2005

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

twerkle

A twerkle is a group of people twerking, or grinding in a circular formation, so nobody is left out of the tewrk. This is similar to a twerk train.

"Aw, man we had this huge twerkle at the party on saturday, you shoulda benn there. It was tite"
or "We had a twerkle with Steve Erkle"

by Carl April 6, 2005

herk-town

Hercules, California
510
Tha area Carl Represents!

I'm from herk-town

by Carl March 19, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004