CaRL's definitions

radar king

A radar king is someone who can not play any type of video game, whether it be Virtual Reality, Computer, or consol without the use of a RADAR. They become very ashamed at not knowing there whereabouts, and thus are given the title RADAR KING. They pretend to be afk in order to not feel guilt or ashamed for there own stupidity, but when a friend draws near they miraculously come back.. thus they are given the name RADAR KING. Without the radar, they feel very lonely and lost in the game.. even when the game does not require it, for instance pac man. They than install Radar 2.0 and proceed to play with the safety of the radar. RADAR KING.

Anthony Verown is a radar king.

OR

Look at that radar king run through the jungle.

by Carl November 15, 2004

acid art

Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.

"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"

by Carl March 3, 2006

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

meatus

the dickhole

"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"

by carl July 15, 2003

dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003