CORNHOLIO's definitions

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

sleazopoid

Sleazoid, only more or less so.

Down at the Savon, Chuckie was reading Hustler and cackling. What a sleazopoid!

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

made guy

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

by cornholio October 4, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

three little words

Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.

"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"

by cornholio October 31, 2003