CHRIS's definitions

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005

oaksong

A true artist with a camera. Obscure, early English Druid.

Knows how to point and shoot.

by chris February 14, 2005

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

YAR!

1. Pirate's greeting.

2. Interjection used by pirates.

3. Expression of great joy.

4. Jubulant greeting.

1. "Yar, maties, to-day we sail to the Dry Tortugas!"

2. "Yar, whirrs me cutlass? I got an itch, yar. Yar, I need to do laundry!"

3. "YAR! I just won the lottery!"

4. "Yar, Fred, hows it going?"

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

markymark

a fagort or a flaming homosexual

markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity

by Chris November 22, 2004

nub

Term can apply to any of the above meanings (i.e. being a n00b different to newb and noob, leet user etc.) but can also mean a person who opens their eyes to something...let's say for instance using the term "..." or "XD" (just an example and yes, I know smeone actually like this) They will use "..." or "XD" every chance they get. The "..." or "XD" could apply to anything, but when they get smart, they won't flog (overuse) it death. They are extremely annoying until that point.

Nub: hey
Nub: ...
Person: Hey
Nub: Sup? XD
Person: Nothing
Nub: ...
Nub: Ok. Cool. XDDDD
Person: Brb
Nub: ...
Nub: XD Ok.

(I'm being very generous because I can't stand spelling like a nub)

by Chris September 14, 2005