CHRIS's definitions

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 22, 2004

mpec

Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.

mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"

by Chris December 21, 2004

fudgepacking

Anal sex

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!

by Chris December 15, 2002

Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.

"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"

by Chris January 9, 2005

panik

A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.

To panik in counterstrike - To own somebody very hard

by chris November 22, 2004

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003