bite my ass

Just another way tell someone to fuck off.
Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016
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bluenose

According to Webster's Dictionary:

n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.

In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.

An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
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slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
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one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 05, 2005
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oops upside ya head

(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.

Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.

Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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deal sweetener

Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.

It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.

Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.

But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.
The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!
by CDSmith1967 October 09, 2012
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fruitful valley

Cleavage between a woman's breasts,
especially if said woman has large
breasts.
I tried not to notice, I tried to
ignore it, but I couldn't help but
look upon the fruitful valley that
was in view from within her snug
blouse.
by CDSmith1967 October 12, 2005
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