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nuzzle

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To rub your nose at a girl's body parts.

When nuzzling her neck, take in the smell of her perfume.
But in more intimate situations, nuzzling at her breasts is
even better. Trust me.
The girl squealed in surprise, then
laughed out loud as her amorous boyfriend
pressed his face into her big, soft breasts.

Then she said, teasingly as he began to
nuzzle her:

"EEP! You horny bastard! Stop! I'm ticklish there! Hahaha!!"
by CDSmith1967 August 4, 2007
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fart

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(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.

(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.

"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 October 15, 2006
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knitting booties

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The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
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balloons

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The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006
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yodel patch

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A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...
How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9

Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006
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game killer

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Be it male or be it female, game killer
means someone who tries to keep
*YOU* from gettin' any.

Mother hen is a prime example of one of
many cockblockers and ballbusters.
So is the drama queen, man candy, and
the one upper. And those definitions don't
just apply to the site Gamekillers.com...

...It is for REAL.
I was trying to score a date with a girl,
but my cousin acted like a one upper, and
stole my girl. The Game killer mother-fucker did
not get any, though... he found out the hard way
the girl was a drama queen! Ha!! Serves his
lazy ass right!!!
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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oops upside ya head

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(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.

Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.
It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.

Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.
by CDSmith1967 April 26, 2006
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