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Definitions by ButtFuzz

ankles-to-ears 

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!
ankles-to-ears by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

Spooberry 

A spooberry is not runny shiite or turdlets attached to your arse, arsehairs or parts thereof. That would be a buckleberry.
I was washing my anus and discovered a buckleberry hiding there.
Spooberry by ButtFuzz September 16, 2004

balls'n all 

To have a person deep throat a penis until the gag reflex produces vomitus projectilus.

Derived from a dirty nursury rhyme popular in the 1970's:

"Eat Me Raw,
Balls'n all!
Don't stop there,
Get a little hair!"

Modern use is usually derogatory, see example
"Yo! Faggott! Eat Me balls'n all"
balls'n all by ButtFuzz May 28, 2004
to ejaculate
to jizz
to bust a nut
to cream
to spoo

Modern use: see skee or skee skee

Long before the aforementioned reference to 2 live crew in another definition (1996) was the 1989 reference to skeet in 2 Live Crew's song "C'Mon Babe" taken from the album 'As Nasty As They Wanna Be':

As 'rapped' by Brother Marquis:

"Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin',
Just f*** me good until I skeet."
Hey, porno-boy: time for the money shot!

Skeet! Do it now! I'm wasting film!
skeet by ButtFuzz May 28, 2004

lookin po nub 

It's actually "wookin' pa nub"...

This was first popularized by Eddie Murphy on a SNL skit entitled "Buckwheat Sings" or something of that nature. The premise is that Buckwheat is trying to sell a record album of greatest hits, inluding "Fee Times a Mady", "Wookin' Po Nub", and this unintelligible "Betty Davis Eyes" thing.
"Unce...
Tice...
Fee Times a Mady"

(and I nub noo...)
lookin po nub by ButtFuzz May 27, 2004
A bag (as in something to hold groceries), usually small.

A sack, a baggie, a brown bag, paper or plastic?
I gotta poke full o' weed, yo!
poke by ButtFuzz May 24, 2004

disqualify

v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
disqualify by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003