25 definitions by ButtFuzz

1. The urinary meatus; The pee-hole.
The bitter end of the human urinary tract.

2. A person not acting according to your likes.
1. Had to go see the doctor this morning, as it burned so badly when I urinated I learned a new dance.

2. Joe! Pass the ketchup and stop being a dillhole.
by ButtFuzz December 31, 2014
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v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003
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It's actually "wookin' pa nub"...

This was first popularized by Eddie Murphy on a SNL skit entitled "Buckwheat Sings" or something of that nature. The premise is that Buckwheat is trying to sell a record album of greatest hits, inluding "Fee Times a Mady", "Wookin' Po Nub", and this unintelligible "Betty Davis Eyes" thing.
"Unce...
Tice...
Fee Times a Mady"

(and I nub noo...)
by ButtFuzz May 27, 2004
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To be hung like a horse.
To have a long johnson.

Any of various oriental names used to describe asians with large penii.

Also, see Hung Low

Loretta and I were at the late-night porno show and suddenly this well endowed oriental gentleman appeared onscreen.

"His name must be Wun Hung Lo!" shouted my wife.
by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006
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1. A fast redhead.

2. A tempting seductress with red hair.

3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.

My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
by ButtFuzz August 16, 2006
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A single wad of spoo or stream of ejaculate that lands seperate from or in an unintended place from the rest of your load.
Dude, whilst aiming for your mama's awaiting tongue, I got a spooberry on the rich corinthian leather couch.
by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003
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A spooberry is not runny shiite or turdlets attached to your arse, arsehairs or parts thereof. That would be a buckleberry.
I was washing my anus and discovered a buckleberry hiding there.
by ButtFuzz September 16, 2004
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