ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

ankles-to-ears by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

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ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

ankles-to-ears by meganelizabeth July 14, 2005

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