Momspreading

Can be seen in any public space, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. Very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.

I would really like to sit down, but that bitch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.

by Butch March 15, 2015

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

coyning

to have one's head up his ass so as to think he had innate ability

His coyning in the boat was absurd, considering he was a novice.

by Butch May 13, 2005

dyslexia

inability to read or comprehend written words

Lauren Keane is dyslexic.

by Butch April 01, 2003

Gergis

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

by Butch March 31, 2003

Seton hall prep

Official school for Delbarton rejects. To be admitted, the asshole must be twice the size of a normal asshole. It is suggested that cups be worn at all times for safety issues, especially when sleeping.

1. Butch & Byron

2. "I dont like Seton Hall Prep"
"Why?"
"Cause i like my asshole the way it is"

by Butch January 12, 2005

johnsonville

Town in the middle of New Zealand, suffered many maraudings.

" lets go to jville and maraud"

by butch March 29, 2005