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Ameriskank

Ameriskank is a famous blend of "American" and "Skank" that is most often used by politically incorrrect (i.e. anyone who isn't a political figure) MRAs or anti-feminist.

The origin of this term lies in the belief that the majority of western women are skanks. The reason "Ameri" was used instead if presumably because American women embodies this belief and because America is the most famous western country. Aside from that, it also has a catchier ring.
Guy A: Hey, those two chicks are looking at me? One looks Asian and the other is American. Who do you think I should go for?

Guy B: Go for the Asian girl. The only kind of women in America are Ameriskanks.
Ameriskank by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
A way of spelling "girl". This way of spelling is most often used by AOL users, MMORPG addicts, video game magazines, and female gamers.

Unfortunately, they are all eventually subjected to natural selection.
Girl A: You go, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Girl B; Yeah, you know it!

Guy A: .....what in the hell are you two talking about?
Grrl by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

governator 

Arnold Schwazenegger is....half man, half governor.

He proves to be an unbeatable candidate. How does he prove this? By blasting the liberal left and get away with it! Even George W. Bush wouldn't be able to do that!

Only one man can make a remark that offends homosexuals and get away with it...

Only one man can have a history of sexual harassment and have women at his rallies holding up signs that says 'you can harass me any day!'...

Only one man can motivate people to vote in something other than the presidential election...

The Governator!
Governator: Gray Davis, I shall terminate you!

Gray Davis: All that ass-kissing and I get booted because of a popular movie star! Damn, I must have been a bad governor!

Average voter: Good job, genius. You spotted the problem years after the voters did.
governator by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

Japanese Girls

Obviously females originating from Japan. Looking at the other definitions, though, there seem to be an ulterior meaning.

There are a number of American men who prefer Asian ladies (especially Japanese) because they believe American women (or possibly western women in general) are undesirable due to a lack of lady-like qualities.

Many (notably feminists) have the misconception that Japanese females are naturally submissive, which seems to be proven incorrect by the definition above me. Aside from that, though, it is true that most women in Japan are not submissive, but it is also true that they do not tend to view relationships as a struggle for power like many American women.
Guy A: What kind of women do you like?

Guy B: I like Asian girls. Vietnamese and Chinese girls are fantastic! But Guy C told me Japanese girls were great!
Japanese Girls by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
It means "Super Size Big Beautiful Woman".

In other words, it is a type of person that is comparative to Big Foot. To better understand:

People say they've seen Big Foot. People say they've seen SSBBWs.

People give vague pictures of Big Foot. People give vague descriptions of SSBBWs.

In both case, neither have been spotted.
Whoa, was that a SSBBW? I should take a picture! But what intelligent individual will believe me that an morbidly obese woman could be beautiful?
SSBBW by BusinessMan August 7, 2005
That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe.

They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!

Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.

However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
Um, people? Santa Claus or "Saint Nicholas" was Turkish, not Finnish.
Finland by BusinessMan August 6, 2005

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.