Definitions by Bucket West Miguel
Carnegie Abbey
Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.
"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."
Carnegie Abbey by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019
Swankyfranking
The act of essentially inhaling a loaded (or gourmet ) hot dog. Can be totally innocent if not gluttonous, however might appear X-rated to the layperson.
Swankyfranking is cool during an eating competition or just really hungry (OR if the dog is just that damn delicious), but do NOT look a man in the eye while doing so!
Swankyfranking by Bucket West Miguel October 12, 2019
Olneyville
One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.
Olneyville by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019
Woonsocket Rocket
A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.
"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."
Woonsocket Rocket by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019
crown victoria
The baddest ass car ever made by Ford. Huge trunk (to stash "whateva"), V8 power, durable, cheap and easy for repairs, a million of them on the road so parts are readily available, great for pimping out, etc. Many people have several in their driveways.
I was cruisin the Bucket in my crown victoria, with Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" blasting out the speakas'. Easily 5 bitches flashed me.
crown victoria by Bucket West Miguel July 26, 2019
Oak Hill (RI)
The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!
"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"
Oak Hill (RI) by Bucket West Miguel July 21, 2019
schadegging
The act of anonymously promoting an area (typically a city/town or neighborhood) for one's own financial gain. Due do the increasingly strict ethics guidelines in the real estate profession, many agents have turned to schadegging.
"My homie got jacked up in Camden, NJ because he thought he would be safe living there, due to all the recent schadegging of the city on Reddit. Place ain't no joke folks! These realtors literally have blood on their hands!".
schadegging by Bucket West Miguel July 17, 2019