Bruce's definitions

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

spartan

To totally devote yourself to one purpose. To be self-deprived, undaunted, courageous, and to be willing to give your life without hesistation

The man shown spartan qualities by facing all of his foes alone.

by Bruce July 8, 2004

descarada

Word used to depict a shameless slut who flirts with your boyfriend, pursues him the minute you break up, sucks up to his kids, and pretends to be your friend at the same time. A descarada's activities can also be characterized as multi-tasking puta-style.

Laura es una puta descarada que se hecho el hombre de su amiga.

Translation: Laura is a shamless slut who fucked her friend's man.

by Bruce September 7, 2004

Brucellence

The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent

Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.

by Bruce March 29, 2005

digs

The name of a bum from glenview

Yo Digs, want to go to ner ner.

by Bruce January 24, 2005

slump

to kill

my gun accidentally went off and dude was slumped.

by bruce October 16, 2001

MOUT

to all the other definitions, "no your wrong but, good try."

MOUT is an acronym; Military Operations on Urban Terrain.

The MOUT is the special unit that is currently fighting in Iraq.

by Bruce July 8, 2004