to be made angry
you have got me vexin now!
Huang Zhong (Hansheng)
Born 148 AD - Died 221 AD
73 Years
Place of Birth - Nanyang District
Huang Zhong started his career late in life at the end of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. He served Liu Biao and was charged with defending Chang Sha.
When Liu Biao fought with Cao Cao, he took up the post of Deputy General under Han Xuan. When Liu Bei invaded, he fought with Guan Yu. Neither could get the advantage on the first day. On the second day, Huang's horse fell, throwing him from it, Guan spared him and they both retired for the day. The next day Huang fought with Guan and then retreated and fired twice at Guan with his bow but did not fit an arrow, on the third shot, he fitted an arrow and it hit the base of the plume on Guan's helmet. Both warriors knew that Huang had repaid Guan's kindness for sparing him. Huang was about to be executed by the Prefect of the town but was rescued by Wei Yan and they both joined Liu Bei.
He later accompanied Liu Bei and was awarded various titles. In 219 AD, he defended the important mountain pass at Ding Jun, and killed the Wei commander Xiahou Yuan due to Fa Zheng's strategy.
Huang Zhong became one of the Five Tiger Generals of Shu in the same year.
In 221 AD as Shu invaded Wu at Yi Ling, Huang Zhong was encircled by four enemy units and retreated to a hill. There he was shot at and wounded by arrows. He died of his wounds in the Shu camp.
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Pang Tong (Shiyuan)
Born 179 AD - Died 214 AD
35 Years
Place of birth - Xiang Yang, Hu Bei Province
Pang Tong was a Taoist Scholar like Zhuge Liang, and went by the nickname 'Phoenix Chick'. Pang Tong was a dedicated man and a hard worker and for this he earned a postition in the Office of Merit in Xiang Yang city.
Pang Tong was a well known official in the Southlands, he offered his services to Sun Quan, but was rejected due to his ugly appearance. Also, it was said he disrespected the name of the late Zhou Yu.
Pang Tong was crucial in the success of the Wu / Shu Alliance at the Battle of Chi Bi and convinced Cao Cao to chain his ships together as to prevent sea sickness. This ensured the Wei fleet would be burned and would not be able to escape.
Zhuge Liang recommened Pang Tong's services to Liu Bei as he occupied the southern Jing Zhou provinces. Pang Tong offered three solutions to Liu Bei's problems, and offered to help carry them out. Liu Bei showed much courtesy to Pang Tong and promoted to Deputy Master of the Forces and Imperial Corps Commander.
When Liu Bei invaded Liu Zhang, Pang Tong was appointed Master of Forces. He took Fu Shui Gate rapidly but was mistaken for Liu Bei on the way to Luo Castle, and was assassinated.
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A poster on an internet forum or a user in an internet chatroom who is from Europe and whose postings consist almost entirely of anti-American statements.
That new Finnish guy is just a eurotroll. All he does is post allegations of US warcrimes in Iraq.
by
Bruce
December 01, 2003
a phrase that points out to another that you have recently finger banged his or her maternal parent. Usually paired with an outstreched index finger pointed at the other person's nose. Usually delievered in a New York City accent.
Smell ya motha, you asshole.
by
Bruce
February 14, 2005
Buy a
smell your mother
mug!
The state, quality, or condition of being Brucellent
Man, that utterly awesome dude by the name of Bruce sure was a fine example of Brucellence.
