BRIAN's definitions

East Northport

A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the North Shore of Long Island. The area now known as East Northport was originally known as Larkfield. When the Long Island Railroad decided to expand it's branch to Port Jefferson, they relocated the Northport train station to it's current location on Larkfield road. They chose to keep the name as Northport, and rename the original station Old Northport. Conductors would refer to the new station as "East Northport" because the station was east of the original Northport. Eventually the Old Northport station was closed, and the spur removed (you can still follow it, along BOCES, through the woods, and the station was where the lumber yard is just past 25a). The name "East Northport" stuck and replaced Larkfield.

East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring Northport. Despite having a Northport Address, Northport High School technically sits on East Northport land. There is a small pocket of residents that live west of Elwood road in East Northport that have to drive right past Pulaski Road Elementary School and go to Dickinson Avenue Elementary School, which is also in East Northport. Dickinson Avenue Elementary School gradutes students to Northport Middle School, further confusing the mess.

The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.

East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.

East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes, Wendy's, both 7-elevens, and an awesome dollar store.

The East Northport Public Library was the first Library in the nation to include a cafe.

East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.

by Brian April 20, 2009

Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 1, 2008

MC Lars

Arguably the best post-punk laptop rapper today, probably because he created the genre himself. MC Lars creates most of his music on a laptop, and the lyrics to nearly all of them are sheer genius. Reppin' the West Coast, Lars has put out a couple cd's, most recently The Graduate. Go buy it. Now.

some songs by MC Lars:
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock, Roommate From Hell, Signing Emo, Generic Crunk Rap, Download This Song, (and way more good ones)

by brian July 28, 2008

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

by brian July 21, 2008

flip

To roll, as in a joint or a blunt.

Person 1: What are you doing
Person 2: I was about to go flip a joint
Person 1: Don't bother, I just flipped this blunt
Person 2: spark that shit up then!

by Brian June 4, 2008