When a long awaited program, after months or even years of beta testing and releases, finally gets released as a version 1.0.
by mandrig July 29, 2009
The first version of something that usually requires an upgrade. A person of lower intelligence or depth. Unintellectual. One who cannot grasp complete reality. A moron.
by Bono1.0 January 19, 2017
A description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being inordinately cute and cuddly. Seriously. Usually has a fantastically monotone voice.
1) Sexmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in Marcromedia Flash 8. I am in awe at his masterful knowledge. And cuddliness.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
by Not Pechvarry November 12, 2006
Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".
-I just watched this amazing documentary on Kampfwagen 1.0, it was probably the best piece of media I have ever consumed.
by Odd von Høsthatt January 11, 2023
Windows 1.0 is shIt
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020
by OPBABABABA February 19, 2023
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm:bored to death
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq:bored
qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv:the pinnacle of boredom
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp:extreme boredom
qetuoadgjlxvn:bored
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq:bored
qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv:the pinnacle of boredom
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp:extreme boredom
qetuoadgjlxvn:bored
The pinnacle of boredom:level 4
Extreme boredom: level 3
Bored to death: level 2
Bored: level 1
This is the list of boredom levels: (1.0)
Extreme boredom: level 3
Bored to death: level 2
Bored: level 1
This is the list of boredom levels: (1.0)
by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023