Brian's definitions

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

golden bags

a treat found on the 9 tastes menu. sounds sexual in nature....but really isnt. its like a crab rangoon with vegetables and shit instead of crab and jizz

What would you like? Id like your special golden bags....all up in me.

by Brian April 22, 2005

monkey

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

by Brian May 3, 2004

w00tiz

This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah!

w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs

by Brian October 15, 2003

Useless Crap for Crap

Another of Strong Bad's favourite sayings.

Why you useless crap for crap!

by Brian March 15, 2004

meat and cheese taco

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

by Brian February 16, 2005

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003