palpatine twist

When some-how, some-thing, returns.

Like a Palpatine Twist, The Clap came back the very next day; I thought it was a' gone but it just couldn't stay away. Away, away.

by Bogrimm February 3, 2024

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Yub nub

The Ewok word for vagina, or sometimes the clitoris.

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Leia, you got a date for the "We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance" now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2016

Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.

President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.

by Bogrimm October 5, 2020

sastwatch

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.

by Bogrimm January 22, 2017