A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.
Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.
by Bogrimm September 26, 2018
When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.
President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.
by Bogrimm October 06, 2020
A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.
by Bogrimm November 12, 2016
by Bogrimm October 11, 2017
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
by Bogrimm February 11, 2018
To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm January 31, 2018
A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018