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Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.
President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.
by Bogrimm October 5, 2020
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Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.
I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.
by Bogrimm April 10, 2017
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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Razorfart

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.
Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.
by Bogrimm October 11, 2017
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Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
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thrussy

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.
Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.
by Bogrimm May 24, 2017
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stooge

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.
I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.
by Bogrimm May 26, 2017
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