Bogrimm's definitions
by Bogrimm May 26, 2017
Get the stoogemug. To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 4, 2018
Get the rectal health daymug. Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.
by Bogrimm April 16, 2021
Get the Anglo-Saxon political traditionsmug. Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Leia, you got a date for the "We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance" now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00.
by Bogrimm October 2, 2016
Get the Yub nubmug. Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
Get the Maturkety pantsmug. A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
Get the brainsplainmug. In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
Get the Priming the pumpmug.