Definitions by Bogrimm

stooge 

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.

I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.

stooge by Bogrimm May 26, 2017

thrussy 

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.

Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.

thrussy by Bogrimm May 24, 2017

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Struggleshooting 

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

Struggleshooting by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

alternative facts 

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.

alternative facts by Bogrimm January 22, 2017

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.

When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.

Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

tronald dump 

A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.

The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.

tronald dump by Bogrimm November 12, 2016