A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
by Bogrimm August 09, 2008
Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
by Bogrimm February 11, 2018
To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm January 31, 2018
A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.
by Bogrimm April 17, 2021
by Bogrimm May 26, 2017