Bogrimm's definitions

incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.

I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.

by Bogrimm September 25, 2020

Struggleshooting

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

palpatine twist

When some-how, some-thing, returns.

Like a Palpatine Twist, The Clap came back the very next day; I thought it was a' gone but it just couldn't stay away. Away, away.

by Bogrimm February 3, 2024

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm May 5, 2018

Anus arms

A synonym for legs, especially when referring to them in a sexual way.

Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song Jessie‘s Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."

by Bogrimm June 15, 2013

thrussy

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.

Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.

by Bogrimm May 24, 2017