Bogrimm's definitions

Hadookie

A real-life special attack achieved by reaching down the back of your pants as you fart to catch the gas in your hands, and then thrusting your palms forward, sending a surge of invisible destructive spirit energy flying towards your opponent.

I knocked my roommate unconscious by focusing my chi through my colon and into my cupped hands, and then into his face accompanied by a cry of "Hadookie!"

by Bogrimm June 5, 2017

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

brainsplain

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

tough language

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.

The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.

by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.

Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.

by Bogrimm May 4, 2018

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm May 5, 2018