wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

derptacular

A description of a photograph of someone's face unintentionally frozen in an expression of derp.

Stepping through a blue ray disc of a Disney movie frame by frame reveals a goldmine of derptacular character photos.

by Bogrimm February 21, 2015

stooge

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.

I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.

by Bogrimm May 26, 2017

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.

I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.

by Bogrimm May 5, 2018