Bogrimm's definitions

tough language

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.

The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.

by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

Razorfart

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.

Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.

by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

derptacular

A description of a photograph of someone's face unintentionally frozen in an expression of derp.

Stepping through a blue ray disc of a Disney movie frame by frame reveals a goldmine of derptacular character photos.

by Bogrimm February 21, 2015

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Fugsky

A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.

Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.

by Bogrimm September 26, 2018