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the dirty dino 

the dirty dino aka San Bernardino , is a city in California, east of Los Angeles .
Guy 1 : I'm going on vacation

Guy 2 : where at

Guy 1 : the dirty dino

Guy 2 : huh

Female : its san bernadino in California
the dirty dino by Blu_leef December 2, 2023
CTS .... aka Critical Thinking Skills

Also see common sense and reading comprehension.
Jimbo was in the military and lacked critical thinking skills
Aka C.T.S.
And walked right into an Enemy ambush.
C.T.S. by Blu_leef December 1, 2023

fleshy pro 

Fleshy Pro - The Fleshy Pro™ Male Masturbator features a unique sucking mechanism that mimics the sensation of receiving oral sex. It provides intense and satisfying pleasure that is unlike anything else on the market, and is perfect for use alone or with a partner.

(Read on to learn about "Climax mode "

RealSkin™ Sleeves
Fleshy Pro's soft, body-safe inner sleeves provide realistic spongy resistance and ease of entry. They're easy to clean, last basically forever, and are delicately textured to replicate the feeling of mucosa (the stuff that throats and vaginas and g-spots are made from).

💡 Tip: Warm the sleeve up in a bowl of hot water before use for even greater pleasure..

Climax mode"
When you hold down the climax button, Fleshy Pro takes you deeper and deeper and its powerful suction completely prevents you from being able to pull out until you finish (or until you release the button).

Close your eyes and see how similar this ultra-intense sensation feels to being deepthroated or feeling muscle contractions during female orgasm.

Easy to Wash
Despite being one of the biggest worries guys have before buying, cleaning Fleshy Pro™ takes less than 15 seconds and you don’t have to touch bodily fluids. Simply reverse the sleeve, dump your junk, rinse with soap and warm water, and voilà!
Fleshy pro is a dildo for men

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fleshy pro by Blu_leef November 13, 2023

european catamite 

european catamite - noun: catamite; plural noun: catamites

a boy kept for homosexual practices....

catholic priest cannot marry so they kept choir boys

As catamites .

ancient greece and ancient rome it was common for them

To have catamites and they are of european origin .

Although it is not really mentioned much during the trans Atlantic slave trade some slave owners engage in a practice called buck breaking where they would force themselves on to male slaves both men and boys and made them into catamites to make them both into an example and to

Break their spirit.
Kid 1 : shut up you African booty scratcher

Kid 2 : I'd rather be a african booty scratcher than a

european catamite.

Whole Class room even the teacher : ooooooh he got you good !
european catamite by Blu_leef November 3, 2023

graveyard shift 

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
graveyard shift by Blu_leef September 24, 2023

dog latin 

Dog latin - Dog Latin or cod Latin is a phrase or jargon that imitates Latin,often by "translating" English words (or those of other languages) into Latin by conjugating or declining them as if they were Latin words. Dog Latin is usually a humorous device mocking scholarly seriousness. It can also mean a poor-quality attempt at writing genuine Latin.

Also see cockney rhyme slang

Example, apples and pears = stairs

Army & navy = gravey

Bubble & Squeek = Greek

Brown bread = dead

Trouble and strife = wife

Boat race = face

Baked bean = queen

Bottle & stopper = copper

On the floor = poor
Oily rag = fag ( cigarette)
Septic tank = yank

Unlike the similarly-named language game Pig Latin (a form of spoken code popular among young children), Dog Latin is more of a humorous device for invoking scholarly seriousness, especially when creatively used in nomenclature and naming convention
Dog Latin" is a term often used for phrases that sound like Latin, but are more or less garbled English phrases. Some examples: "Illegitimi non carborundum" = Don't let the bastards wear you down. "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When All Else Fails, Play Dead.

Pig latin example - Ixnay on the upidstay = to warn him to stop calling the target stupid because they are right behind them.

Pig Latin is a language game or argot in which words in English are altered, usually by adding a fabricated suffix or by moving the onset or initial consonant or consonant cluster of a word to the end of the word and adding a vocalic syllable to create such a suffix. For example, Wikipedia would become Ikipediaway.

Latin

If a word starts with a consonant and a vowel, put the first letter of the word at the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with two consonants move the two consonants to the end of the word and add "ay." ...If a word starts with a vowel add the word "way" at the end of the word.
dog latin by Blu_leef September 16, 2023
tmstbc - Too Much Shit To Be Carrying .

The complete opposite of EDC which means every day carry
Or the bare essentials / necessities
With all those keychains by time Gina gets in the door
That pitbull will have a new chew toy.

She certainly has tmstbc / too much shit to be carrying.
tmstbc by Blu_leef September 11, 2023
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