Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.
Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?
by blind_assassin January 01, 2008
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PETA

A group of insane environmentalists. Try and release animals they think are being mistreated even if they arent. Think any form of hutning is evil even though the animals end up killing eachother or starving anyway. Some end up in towns (namely bears) and have to be shot.
My dads girlfriend worked at a lab where a bunch of PETA morons tried to release all the chimps there, and she lives in Ottawa. Fucking dumb fuckers would have sentenced the monkeys to death.
by Blind_assassin September 20, 2005
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frisbee golf

Also known as frolf. Its golf with a frisbee.
I have no dea how to play frisbee golf or frolf.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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Gamefaqs

A website that is well formatted and contains lots of helpful game guides and cheats/secrets. The message boards however are complete shit and are run by a bunch of nazis who mod you and ban you for no reason if they dont like what you said.
GameFaqs helped me beat many games but when i asked for help with something on the message boards some 8 year old told me that i was a fag for not using capital letters even though he spelled every second word wrong.
by Blind_assassin September 26, 2005
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cyst

similar to a zit but bigger. Kind of like a tumor but is (in most cases) non-fatal.
I have a cyst in my wrist from when i hurt it but it'll be gone in a few weeks.
by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005
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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
by blind_assassin January 04, 2007
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Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
by Blind_assassin September 06, 2005
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