Blake's definitions

white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

by BLAKE October 10, 2004

sexyness

A noun describing a girl with a lot of sex appeal.

Brittni has da sexyness! Look at that ass. Awwww damn! Skeet Skeet boys!

by Blake March 11, 2004

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002

boofus

Marijuana that has a strong smell

"I can smell that boofus from here. Golly gee, I'm sure it'll fuck us up good."

by Blake February 17, 2004

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004

afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved

Dan Speer

by Blake December 16, 2003

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by Blake April 9, 2005