Billie Kent's definitions

Insultanist

One who is adept or a "pro" at coming up with new and inventive insults. Often times utilizing every day words in an insulting manner, i.e. "you sir, are a sketchy cheese curd".

I am the best insultanist in the world.

by Billie Kent August 14, 2025

Trickle Down Apocalypse

The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.

I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.

by Billie Kent October 7, 2025

Lapwashed

When your entire being feels cleansed after sitting next to the water and listening to the gently lapping waves. When your energy is washed and restored with each quiet whoosh.

To sit in one’s own frailties and feel the injection of nature that pacifies the depression carried from existing in this world. If you have been lapwashed, for that moment, you have been freed.

Sitting on the shore of Lake Ontario, the horizon matching the sea, I was lapwashed away from the stresses of the impending week.

by Billie Kent August 19, 2025

Stammerable

The word stopping, brain altering sight of something that pulls the ability of language straight from your lips. To stumble, to trip, to speak disbelief in the form of words with parts erased. Beguiled to a fault of that which stands in front of you.

Her beauty rendered me stammerable.

by Billie Kent August 16, 2025

Aphrodital

Manifesting a persona who has had enough shit, done no harm, and brings forth change. One who is ready to now, take no shit and embody themselves as adversarial with the succubi of this modern day zombieland.

They are the embargo. They are the desire and symphony. Rising from severed genitals after all. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. They pull the trigger and they tell you your fate. They are Aphrodite resurrected.

She had an aphrodital air that sent a shiver down your spine.

by Billie Kent August 15, 2025

Crematic

The texture and essence of dairy but not limited to dairy products. Also giving dairy tendencies to non-dairy substances. Such as when you don’t want a cream-style liquid, including substitutes like coconut, almond or cashew milk. The embodiment of cream itself. This extends to all cream products: ice cream, sauces, half and half, anything cream-like. Wanting for example, a sorbet or vinaigrette instead of ranch or bleu cheese.

I don’t want anything crematic. I want something fresh and crisp. Something that makes my tongue dance in a way of having ceviche say, instead of mashed potatoes and gravy.

by Billie Kent September 21, 2025