A hairstyle for a man confused about whether he is 80’s trash rocker or hipster. Specifically cultivated in the Pacific Northwest, this style ruminates amongst men who aim to be both an outdoors woodsmen and maintain their 80’s childhood rock heart that will never stop partying.
A unique specimen; the broseph that carrieth the mullet into the 22nd century will be hailed for his pioneering vantage point to know that one does in fact need it stay young, while also evolving to the modern world of microbrews, pour overs and smoky tasting flights of liquor not meant for drinking, but to “experience”.
A bruh for all, the bruhllet will surely outlive its jean jacket, REI dividend cashing, cross in the ear lost boys, who have founded the ideal hairstyle for those who will never age and party long into the future. Party on Garth! Party on Wayne!
A unique specimen; the broseph that carrieth the mullet into the 22nd century will be hailed for his pioneering vantage point to know that one does in fact need it stay young, while also evolving to the modern world of microbrews, pour overs and smoky tasting flights of liquor not meant for drinking, but to “experience”.
A bruh for all, the bruhllet will surely outlive its jean jacket, REI dividend cashing, cross in the ear lost boys, who have founded the ideal hairstyle for those who will never age and party long into the future. Party on Garth! Party on Wayne!
by Billie Kent October 17, 2025
Get the Bruhlletmug.