Crematic

The texture and essence of dairy but not limited to dairy products. Also giving dairy tendencies to non-dairy substances. Such as when you don’t want a cream-style liquid, including substitutes like coconut, almond or cashew milk. The embodiment of cream itself. This extends to all cream products: ice cream, sauces, half and half, anything cream-like. Wanting for example, a sorbet or vinaigrette instead of ranch or bleu cheese.

I don’t want anything crematic. I want something fresh and crisp. Something that makes my tongue dance in a way of having ceviche say, instead of mashed potatoes and gravy.

by Billie Kent September 21, 2025

Crematize

A slang term for leaving your weed to cure in a jar/pot

I’m going to leave this nug to crematize

by AJT93 February 3, 2019

Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

by trogleprak January 29, 2006

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Youngstown Cremation

Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.

"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."

"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013

Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015

Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.

Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!

by Poid June 17, 2007