Television

70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school punks.

Hey poseur, what are you doing wearing a Television tee?

by BillG April 25, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

DMV

abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.

"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus

by BillG April 18, 2005

cocaine plans

Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or are jonesing so bad that its the last thing in the world they want to do. Similar to a party promise.

Brett isn't really coming out tonight, those were just cocine plans she made last night.

by BillG April 24, 2005

rabbi

Almost always used in conjunction with a Jewish holy man. Word originally simply meant teacher.

Although it is usually used with Judaism, the word is not Hebrew, it is Greek.

We need to have little Josh circumsized, call the rabbi.

by BillG April 21, 2005

Sxc

Snazzy way to abbreviate stock exchange.(Stock eXCange).

My broker bought me GE, MCI, and ATT on the SXC.

by BillG May 02, 2005