BillG's definitions

outside

When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.

When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.

by BillG April 22, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

cocaine plans

Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or are jonesing so bad that its the last thing in the world they want to do. Similar to a party promise.

Brett isn't really coming out tonight, those were just cocine plans she made last night.

by BillG April 24, 2005

nontourage

n. A group of undesirable sycophants.

The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.

by billg November 12, 2004

wack

1. Of low quality, not good, poor, etc.

2. Also used to mean the opposite of it's original meaning, like bad or shit is commonly used (i.e. Wow man, that's some bad moves ya got.). Upstate New York colloquial

That's new car o' yours is wack, how cool.

by BillG February 15, 2005

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

rabbi

Almost always used in conjunction with a Jewish holy man. Word originally simply meant teacher.

Although it is usually used with Judaism, the word is not Hebrew, it is Greek.

We need to have little Josh circumsized, call the rabbi.

by BillG April 21, 2005