BillG's definitions

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

organ donor

One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet).

Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going over those ramps at 60, without a helmet!

by BillG July 20, 2005

M.O.D.

An 80's Hardcore band. M.O.D. was short for Method of Destruction.

Remember M.O.D.? I think they used to be a funny band.

by BillG July 20, 2005

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

Sxc

Snazzy way to abbreviate stock exchange.(Stock eXCange).

My broker bought me GE, MCI, and ATT on the SXC.

by BillG May 2, 2005

Television

70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school punks.

Hey poseur, what are you doing wearing a Television tee?

by BillG April 25, 2005