Bill the Random's definitions

Gnomeschool

Where gnomes learn to be bitter, resentful and overcompensate for their many, many failures in gnomish ways...often falls prey to substance abuse and becomes engaged in seedy employment (when employable) as fluffers in Gnomaam flicks

Dude....I don't care what they told you in Gnomeschool your never going to be a cowboy ... now stop trying to ride my german shepard and get your gnomschooled, gnome hat wearin ass out of my garden...

And clean up that fluffermuffin, gnomie.

Fucking gnomes......

by Bill the random December 3, 2010

Pornagain

Someone who quotes the bible, preaches on a porn site or makes religious referrences

Its not an anomolee...that chick who talks about turning the other cheek while doing doggie is totally pornagain ....

by bill the random December 20, 2010

Gnomaste

A pretentious gnomish salutation alluding to imaginary "spiritual" status which is in reality a charm of protection for the smallest and most feeble of all trolls, dwarves and frightened little squirrels to hide behind and excuse any action...

I didnt mean to eat all the shrooms Gnomie....don't beat me up.. I couldnt help it.. I was gnomeschooled

Gnomaste..

by Bill the random December 20, 2010

Rehabturbation

Rehabturbation is the act of a drugged out troll jerking the collective junk of anyone he can sponge money from about his latest recovery cause hes broke and cant buy, steal or suck a dick to get a bag to keep the party going... its especially effective on sukkas and fools

Yeah the gnome is doing some rehabturbation and looking for sukkas to help to get him relapsed yo..

by bill the random December 20, 2010

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation

Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session

by Bill the Random December 21, 2010

fermental

A state of mental illness where a post menopausal woman describes herself on an adult site as "juicy" when the photographic evidence is clear shes fermenting from multiple yeast infections... and mucus build up...

Dude, that old chick has to be fermental her pussy looks like a plate of bad clams on an old beef pancake....

by Bill the Random December 21, 2010